Peacock sex is breaking the internet, thanks to one Rajasthan High Court judge

Our science education in schools is pathetic, just like our political system, our administration, our horrible food habits… I mean, what sort of an education doesn’t keep you abreast of the latest science from our ancient vedas, especially about the pious ways in which our great animals and birds reproduce?

Thankfully, the judges in India are here to rectify just that. Rajasthan High Court judge Justice Mahesh Chandra Sharma, who recommended on Wednesday that the cow should be made our national animal, apparently has some lessons to impart on the national bird as well.

Speaking to CNN News18, the High Court judge said that the peacock is our national animal because it’s a ‘lifelong Bhramachari’.

“The peacock is a lifelong Bhramachari (celibate). He never has sex with the peahen. The peahen pecks on the tears of the peacock to get pregnant. That’s how she gives birth to a peacock or a peahen,” Justice MC Sharma declared.

“This is why Lord Krishna also wears the peacock feather. This is why the peacock feather is used by sadhus,” he added.

That’s right, y’all. Sex is bad and peacocks never, ever, do it.

With this statement, the judge has unfortunately made the entire country think about sex. Specifically, peacock sex.

And somehow, Newslaundry got hold of some rare footage of a peacock and peahen mating without the presence of tears.



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